Sunday 17 November 2013

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Please sit miss
Please take
Take everything
If you want to die, I shall jump before you
To check the temperature
On the ground
Ladies first miss

But miss, let me hold the door for you
You cannot possible hold it yourself
But miss, let me carry your bags
But miss, let me hold your dress up
Girls don't have stains on their clothes
That's a mans job
Oh miss, I'm hungry miss
And I don't eat tomatoes
Oh and I take my coffee with sugar
Like you are miss, sweet as sugar
That's how I like them

But please miss, spare me your Simone thougts
That's not lady like, to behave like her
I want smiles
Smiles, tomatoes and coffee
Is what I want.

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